It sounds good to call what I do “freelance.” But it really means that when there’s no work there’s no money. It started out like any other day. There was no work, so the urge was to pose as a normal housewife. I thought, “Since the refrigerator is almost empty, I should wipe down the shelves.” I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even know it yet … the horror. The horror.
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“Oh my god. Is that …?”
“I’m going in.”
and then the lights went out
It wasn’t game over. I survived. I survived, and I returned. But I was never the same.
Lesson 4: You can – and should – take apart your refrigerator to clean it.